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I know what you're thinking. And yes. It's exactly like that.

What do you think I do?

I fucking do it. I do it and I might add in a little fucking extra. That sweet hot nasty spice. Make you scream for Brimley.


You think it's like fucking a dead movie star?

It is. Absolutely. Even better because its legal, warm, and tender.

It's like your mouth had a dream and it came true.

It makes your dick wish it had face to make a seat for it.

You can eat it all day. You would eat it all night. You just need to eat it.

Stick around. Lick the frosting. Weep a little.

My buns,
My bitch.

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