You know it's funny to me, especially after I plaster pictures of myself frolicking in my underwear, that I should be so illogically chaste.
I won't tell you how long it's been. (But it's been months.) I just can't seem to slut around, so I guess that's why I have to manifest sexy without sex. But man when it comes around.... psh... that's going to be some sexy sex.
You all don't believe me, I wouldn't either, but the truth is stranger than fiction. On the inside, I'm sweet and fat and old and matronly, but I can't help that my outside brings out the devil in men.