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Fashion Talk: Harem Pants.



Girl, I'ma be totally frank with you:

I don't care if Kim Kardashian has a pair,

you straight up look like you messed yourself.

Not only do you look like you shat yourself,

it gives a generally unappealing illusion of

your pussy lookin' like it's 85 years old,

like low-rider roast beef girl, I'm just being real.

I'd rather have camel toe than give the impression that my pussy hangs like velvet curtains.

What's next? a pleather flare revival with matching pleather bandanna shirts?

Harem pants... terrorists have truly won this time.


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