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i'd rather give myself carpal tunnel.

ahhh you're an asshole.

I know, because that's what I like. My type is the asshole. I don't play with them unless you ask nicely, though.

So you know, I can't blame you for being a good-looking douche... and I can't help it if I like that.

But I'd rather give myself carpal tunnel than go through loving you again.

Well, at least I have enough poetry to market to lovesick stupid teenagers to make a small fortune and find my Down Low thug and live happily ever after, talking about cute boys and pushing kilos.


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