I like to read too.
And you know what?
It gets HARD to turn pages.
And you know what else?
Only nerds read books.
People who don't get laid read books.
Books are for idiots.
Kindles are a great solution
To the books-are-for-losers conundrum.
It is also far safer than a book;
Those pages can be VICIOUS
You're reading a book
BUT AT THE SAME TIME
you're looking sharp with
a sleek and sophisticated gadget.
So burn all your books!
Store your life's literary stockpile
in the warmth of your kindle.
But mind the coffee,
Where books live on
tattered and wrinkled
Your kindle is the hemophiliac
son of Russian royalty
You look like a douche with your kindle.
And considering you're enough of a douche
to dissuade the preservation of print,
You'd be enough of a douche to benefit
from reading some heady novel in public
So people know that, while you may be ugly,
you are so much smarter than them.
But I guess those books get heavy...
So kindle on.( You douche. )