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A note about prescriptive ideologies

When I tell you how to live your life,

I'm usually stoned without a shirt on,

trying to lick melted bits of chocolate off my tits.

9 out of 10 times, I'm not wearing pants.


What i'm trying to say is,

You shouldn't just take me seriously;

You should take me as a prophet

A sexy Muhammad or something.


I'm CLEARLY living the high life my friends;

So take everything I've ever said ever ever

to be the truth beyond language.


So...you know...throw me money for what I'm doing for you.

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