When I tell you how to live your life,
I'm usually stoned without a shirt on,
trying to lick melted bits of chocolate off my tits.
9 out of 10 times, I'm not wearing pants.
What i'm trying to say is,
You shouldn't just take me seriously;
You should take me as a prophet
A sexy Muhammad or something.
I'm CLEARLY living the high life my friends;
So take everything I've ever said ever ever
to be the truth beyond language.
So...you know...throw me money for what I'm doing for you.