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lesson learn'd

after reviewing my taste in men

And my sexual history

I've revised my standards to suit my needs:

Big Dick



Because you can't change men.

And you can't blame men because you can't change them.

But you can convince them to nix the prenup.


  1. Row row row yo boat gently down the stream. Yeah we row deep
    Creeping creepin tryna peep, can't see us through the steam dats foggin up dis niggas beama, you niggas trippin while we rollin and rowin deep, creamin and facin blunts like ain't nuthin but, cept us niggas rowin our muthafuckin boat cash money bitches, bitches.


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