"Tell him his member looks huge"
"Don't call it a penis-call it a cock"
"If he's cheating on you, he want space"
"He won't marry you if you don't give him blowjobs"
"Make your man yours; how to emotionally castrate in 5 minutes"
"Bad Boys will only break your heart if you tame them right"
"How To Tame a Bad Boy with a Clever Mix of Heroin and Methadone"
"Is it normal to bleed once every 28 days out of my ( two-toned whistle) ?"
" You know that bitch at work? Make sure your clothes are more expensive"
"Cougar means at 35 + you have full jurisdiction over boys under the age of 18"
" Independent women who are co-dependent"
How much more fun would magazines be if I was the Rupert Murdoch of all of them?
They'd be more fun and printed on edible paper
Because you have to be fucking high to buy this bullshit.