nathan, i know i said you weren't a goober out of politeness
But you're fucking crazy. And a goober.
Please get the idea that i am in love with you out of your head.
I don't think I've seen you in years. Lets keep it that way.
AS FOR THE REST OF YOU
Absolutely none of the sex or love poetry
has anything to do with anyone
who I have not had the pleasure of experiencing carnally.
So don't even start with the weird love-confessions and offers...
Christ, there are some tweaks and twinks out there.