I have mentioned this before
Okay, because I thought about it
And really. I don't know why i don't join a convent.
I am absolutely suited for the life of a nun.
Except for the no sex
The no drugs
The no fondling
The no touching of one's own under-habit
But okay look, i can't seem to STOP feeling like I'm doing the wrong thing. Isn't that, like we already reviewed, the basis of catholicism?
I know I'm NOT doing anything wrong at all but that's catholic guilt.
What i mean is i feel guilty for not going out and getting shit faced and fucking random dudes
That's what TV tells me i should do. That's what people my age do. Why am i not doing this?
Okay so if i DO do that, i bet i'm going to feel guilty because I'm going to have to call up a whole lot of people and tell them to get tested.
CATHOLIC GUILT! you see this shit?! i clean i cook i wait i keep it tight...catholicism. you can't escape it.
No I was never confirmed and I believe i was baptized in my kitchen with tap water when i lived in Jordan ( holy land= jordan river=tap water=holy water)
But still. It's just been stamped inside my insides. ( we do kind of party a bit, we catholics )
bonus: really now think about how well i can pull off catholic school girl. Anyone can but i'm authentic.