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Rap Song

To prove a point. The point being that most rap songs are terrible. EXCEPT for the ones I like .

Ey ey ey yoo

ey yo ey yo 

I get up out

my benzo just

to ride up in my

enzo just to   

make dem sloppy 

hos go OOOOO

Yeah cuz Imya maine bitch

Not Gucci Maine bitch

Got my riches and my tits

And I be ballin while

yall fallin and I'm 

callin all y'all

mans cuz I can

And they ran

to my pussy poppin

palace where the

service is da best

Yo dick don't get no rest

When it stays up in my nest
You think you past the test

But the truth is he's da best

It don't matter if you white girl

it don't matter if you black

As long as you got booty baby

As long as you got back  


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