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I think that from now on

my only standard for the opposite sex

will be whether or not they have an extravagant name


He can be as dumb as an autistic mule

And as cruel as a Las Vegas cougar

But he can't be ugly unless he's loaded.

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  1. thats a good look.

    it most likely makes life interesting going about the opposite sex like that, have you actually started yet?

    any extravagant names?

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  2. no but i'm waiting for a Reginald Jones of my own

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