I know that an iphone can
tell the future as well as time
I know the iphone is the zenith
of all that is good in the world
I know that when you buy an iphone
your dick automatically doubles in size
I know that an iphone is more desirable
than most women and most men
But I say....
Fuck you iphone,
I love my blackberry
Because it makes me
feel needlessly important
AND business ladylike casual
And I am wholly satisfied
hearing the click of the buttons
It makes our relationship better
And our sex life thrice as nice
So when I send a text
it's not just a Sup
It's a Sup from my BLACKBERRY.
Probably sent to an iphone.
Who wants to buy me an iphone?