Insomnia is a terrible thing to waste,
so i took some pictures.
Unfortunately, they have explicit breast in them
(beautiful explicit breast if you like them small. And if you don't...go watch a porno)
and since the Ma Dukes has started to read this,
You need to get her consent for me
to show you ( explicitly ) what she gave me.
Submit a request via comment form if you are at all curious.
And if you are at all curious, there are titty pictures on here already, but
I don't remember what I titled them,
and there are over 700 posts...
So you can sift through words,
or submit me a PROPER request
for me to submit to Ma Dukes.
Now is your time to shine creatively.
Be nice though,
I can find out where you live.
And I make a mean pipe bomb.
(For the government who will take that as a real threat, it isn't. it's a figurative threat.)