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DUDE sweet txt.

I wish I could just send a text that reads,


"Hey sup. Do u wanna meet up so i can 

suck ur dick in a public bathroom?"


I can't of course. 


Either it will be taken seriously by the wrong person

( where hilarity ensues)

Or it won't be taken seriously by the right person

(where tragedy ensues)


Either way, I wish I was a boy sometimes


So I could be more direct with my intentions

And send girls those flirty texts

where I describe my erection

through emoticons. 


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