I wish I could just send a text that reads,
"Hey sup. Do u wanna meet up so i can
suck ur dick in a public bathroom?"
I can't of course.
Either it will be taken seriously by the wrong person
( where hilarity ensues)
Or it won't be taken seriously by the right person
(where tragedy ensues)
Either way, I wish I was a boy sometimes
So I could be more direct with my intentions
And send girls those flirty texts
where I describe my erection