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Scott Brown circa 1982? Yes Please.

 I just saw those pictures

of that hunky hunk Scott Brown

in an old Cosmo scanned onto a webpage


And I say... he should just win.


There needs to be sex appeal in politics.


There needs to be sexual tension. 


Because... that's more exciting than jerking off behind a podium. 


What a hottie. And yes it's okay because he's on Jesus and Santa's good list. That's the perk of being a GOP nominee. They skype with mythical figures.


So I say...scandal? No. I don't see any bits. I just see a good looking man who likes "slinky girls". 


I'm so in for a nomination next whenever. 

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