I just saw those pictures
of that hunky hunk Scott Brown
in an old Cosmo scanned onto a webpage
And I say... he should just win.
There needs to be sex appeal in politics.
There needs to be sexual tension.
Because... that's more exciting than jerking off behind a podium.
What a hottie. And yes it's okay because he's on Jesus and Santa's good list. That's the perk of being a GOP nominee. They skype with mythical figures.
So I say...scandal? No. I don't see any bits. I just see a good looking man who likes "slinky girls".
I'm so in for a nomination next whenever.