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Cat lady

I'm going to be a Cat Lady

You might be an asshole

A needledick 

A douche 

A fuckfaced moron

But you still have a more fruitful future than I do

I'm just jealous, penis envy. 

I just wish I had one and I don't so I shower affection on pussy cats 

So I might call you stupid

A douche

Ugly retarded

a waste of time

a waste of atoms

a chode 

a fat fuck

But hey, this is a future cat lady hurling silent insults.

It should be a compliment. 


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