So Miley Cyrus doesn't want to be your kid's role model.
I read some article on Cnn.com and she said it wasn't her job.
So little girls, you have to let the dream die. No more pole dancing unless it's a job. No more sexy myspace pictures unless it's a job. And it will be. Once I get through with you.
Now embrace The Nightmare!
I think I would make a tremendous role model for your daughters.
I can train them to listen. With positive reinforcement for any and every wavering of confidence
Because a good woman is a quiet woman. A strong woman is a man. And a man can't marry a man. Ain't no room for the gays in my America goddamnit.
Learn from my mistakes, little girls.
I can teach you how to put on eyeliner and walk in heels.
Miley Cyrus hasn't figured herself out yet.
I HAVE. So I now assume that position.
If I had a flag I would pitch it on her ass but I don't so I won't.