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What makes Jon Hamm so irresistible?


He probably has a big dick.

How do I know?

I don't. OH i wish i did though.

But you know, he just looks

like the type of guy who is

the proud owner of a 

big dick. And he's also

classy in a manly way

That is so refined 

(aesthetically of course. I don't know him. He could be the sum of all douche.)

Suits should pay 

to be on that man's


if suits could

pay money

they would. 

The character

might have 

a lot to do with it

That guy just brings

out the masochist in 

a girl you know?

What I wouldn't do for him to get at me

Tear it up Jon Hamm, tear it UP. 

If you don't know who I'm talking about

You're just... culturally backwards

(Next you'll tell me you don't watch the Jersey Shore)

But here's a picture of him:

You try and tell me that guy doesn't give Dolomite a run for his money. 


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