He probably has a big dick.
How do I know?
I don't. OH i wish i did though.
But you know, he just looks
like the type of guy who is
the proud owner of a
big dick. And he's also
classy in a manly way
That is so refined
(aesthetically of course. I don't know him. He could be the sum of all douche.)
Suits should pay
to be on that man's
if suits could
a lot to do with it
That guy just brings
out the masochist in
a girl you know?
What I wouldn't do for him to get at me
Tear it up Jon Hamm, tear it UP.
If you don't know who I'm talking about
You're just... culturally backwards
(Next you'll tell me you don't watch the Jersey Shore)
But here's a picture of him:
You try and tell me that guy doesn't give Dolomite a run for his money.