I know it's going to come off sarcastic
But trust me, I'm sincere.
I have never had monogamous sex.
I have thought I've had monogamous sex,
But I was quite mistaken.
So let me ask you, monogamous people,
What is it like to have sex with someone you love*
who loves* you back?
Is it like my hallmark channel erotic fantasies?
I imagine there's always a soft hazy light and
soft rock playing in the background
Really though, I figure it must be nice.