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Speaking of Sex, can someone explain the experience of monogamy to me?

I know it's going to come off sarcastic

But trust me, I'm sincere.

I have never had monogamous sex.

I have thought I've had monogamous sex,

But I was quite mistaken.

So let me ask you, monogamous people,

What is it like to have sex with someone you love*

who loves* you back?

Is it like my hallmark channel erotic fantasies?

I imagine there's always a soft hazy light and

soft rock playing in the background 

Really though, I figure it must be nice.


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