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On Second Thought

Upon braving the cold

and the dangerously slick sidewalk

with my flat soled shoes...


I discovered that I can't claim

That I have even a DOLLAR to my name

Barely 75 cents. 


Upon calling the number

To inquire about my

disastrous financial situation


I come to find that Wachovia

has taken the liberty to assume

I will withdraw 5.76 on the 14th of December


And that an overdraft fee

Imbedded in mystery 

Didn't show up until

Tonight, my first night free 

of academic obligation


At this point

A sugar daddy

Doesn't sound half bad.

Thank you Wachovia,

You've made me reconsider

The worth of my integrity

( which is worth about 76 cents)

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