John Basedow is a male
It's really disconcerting.
But that jingle is beyond brilliant
"It's Fitness Made Simple.
Made for real People."
Hell yeah. It makes me want to get Fat so I can lose weight so I can be a Real Person.
And it's true. IT's very true that it's fitness
MADE simple because we all know
that fat people are also mentally challenged
Or else they wouldn't be fat, right?
Yes it's Christmas (technically no, it isn't)
but I have a cold
I'm surly and
I'm awfully hazy tonight
But not the kind I like.
So instead of pondering the state
of American Culture and devising
a fool proof plan to usher in a golden
age of hedonistic pleasure and decadence,
I am getting down with John Basedow commercials.
Check out this Hunk:
Here's a kleenex. Go clean up.