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Yo, these are some plum berry muffins.

Another idea for my personal chef crusades. I've got some recipes to try and if any of yall want to let me use your kitchens and taste buds , it would be lovely of you!

We'll try it with and without the bikini. It might make it taste better, i really don't know.


  1. Sup man, you can use my kitchen in UP (that's University Park...not fucking CP!) sometime. You'd get to pet some cats before they might be gone forever (shit is getting weird here). I'm not holding out much hope, just thought I'd extend the invitation...or am I accepting an invitation?


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